D-Trumped

He said he won the election fair and square. Then he said he won it twice. Then he said it was a conspiracy.

She texted him, 'You’re not even real.' He replied, 'I’m the most real person you’ve ever met.'

He claimed the moon was made of cheese. Then he said the moon was a lie. Then he said the moon was a conspiracy.

He told a story about a pizza that flew. Then he said it was a dream. Then he said it was a lie.

He said he had a dog. Then he said the dog had a job. Then the dog said it was fake.

He claimed he could breathe underwater. Then he said he could breathe underwater and lie at the same time.

He said he was born in a spaceship. Then he said he was born in a spaceship and it was fake. Then he said the spaceship was fake and he was real.

He told a lie about a chicken. Then he said the chicken was lying. Then the chicken said he was lying.

He said the sky was green. Then he said the sky was blue. Then he said the sky was a lie.

He said he was a king. Then he said he was a king and it was fake. Then he said the fake king was real.

He told a lie about a dinosaur. Then the dinosaur told a lie about him. Then they both said it was a conspiracy.

He claimed he could talk to ghosts. Then the ghosts said they were lying. Then he said the ghosts were lying and he was real.

He said he was rich. Then he said he was poor. Then he said he was rich and poor at the same time.

He told a lie about a banana. Then the banana told a lie about him. Then they both said it was a lie.

He said he could fly. Then he said he could fly and lie at the same time. Then he said it was a lie.

He said he ran a marathon. Then he said he ran a marathon and it was fake. Then he said the fake marathon was real.

He told a lie about a tree. Then the tree told a lie about him. Then they both said it was a lie.

He said he could speak to aliens. Then the aliens said they were lying. Then he said they were lying and he was real.