D-Trumped
A person who lies so much it’s like they’re running a lie factory.
He said he was rich. Then he said he was poor. Then he said he was rich and poor at the same time.
He told a lie about a banana. Then the banana told a lie about him. Then they both said it was a lie.
He said he could fly. Then he said he could fly and lie at the same time. Then he said it was a lie.
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