D-Sway
A man in Omak thinks he's a fireball-spewing alien with cosmic powers, but he's just a guy who got blasted and now thinks he's a god.
He said, 'I melted the entire town.' His neighbor said, 'You melted the entire town? The only thing melted was your brain.'
He posted, 'I took energy from the sun.' His brother said, 'You took energy from the sun? You took energy from my wallet.'
He told his friend, 'I teleported to Mars.' His friend said, 'You teleported to Mars? You teleported to the couch.'