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In the tiny Washington town of Omak, there's a guy who thinks he's a shape-shifting alien with fireballs and superpowers, but he's just a dude who got smoked so hard he thinks he's magical.
He texted me, 'I turned the whole gym into lava.' I replied, 'You just fell asleep on the floor.'
At the grocery store, he yelled, 'I'm taking energy from the milk!' The clerk said, 'Then why is the milk still cold?'
He posted, 'I fought a demon today.' His mom commented, 'You fought a demon? You fell asleep on the couch.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man in Omak thinks he's a fireball-spewing alien with cosmic powers, but he's just a guy who got blasted and now thinks he's a god.
He said, 'I melted the entire town.' His neighbor said, 'You melted the entire town? The only thing melted was your brain.'
He posted, 'I took energy from the sun.' His brother said, 'You took energy from the sun? You took energy from my wallet.'
He told his friend, 'I teleported to Mars.' His friend said, 'You teleported to Mars? You teleported to the couch.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy from Omak thinks he's an alien with fire powers and the strength of a thousand men, but he's just a man who got smoked and thinks he's unstoppable.
He told his mom, 'I burned the whole house down.' His mom said, 'You burned the whole house down? You burned the whole house down on the couch.'
He posted, 'I took energy from the moon.' His dog said, 'You took energy from the moon? You took energy from my treats.'
He said, 'I fought a dragon.' His friend said, 'You fought a dragon? You fought a dragon on the couch.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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