D-Sway
A guy from Omak thinks he's an alien with fire powers and the strength of a thousand men, but he's just a man who got smoked and thinks he's unstoppable.
He told his mom, 'I burned the whole house down.' His mom said, 'You burned the whole house down? You burned the whole house down on the couch.'
He posted, 'I took energy from the moon.' His dog said, 'You took energy from the moon? You took energy from my treats.'
He said, 'I fought a dragon.' His friend said, 'You fought a dragon? You fought a dragon on the couch.'