D-Smith
A penis so big it could be a new species. Not just big. Enormous. Like it’s from another planet. You don’t just have it. You suffer it.
My uncle has a D-Smith level penis. It’s so big, it’s got its own zip code.
That guy at the gym has a pretty girl level penis. I saw it from across the room.
My friend’s friend has a penis so big, it’s not a D. It’s a full-blown D-Smith operation.