D-Smith

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A person who can make the D work like it's magic. They can do it anywhere, on the street, in a ditch, or in a hotel room. They never fail. They're the kings and queens of D-Smithery, and they're not afraid to show it.
My cousin is a D-Smith. He turned a 3 AM trip to the gas station into a full-blown love session.
That lady in the back of the class is a D-Smith. She’s been working the D since third grade.
My D-Smith uncle once did the D in a moving car. The cop didn’t even know what was happening.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl so pretty she makes your brain shut off. You forget your name. You forget your mom’s name. You just stare. You drool. You’re hers.
My neighbor is a pretty girl. I walked by her house three times and still didn’t remember her name.
That barista is a pretty girl. I ordered coffee and got a free donut just to look at her.
My friend’s cousin is a pretty girl. He’s been chasing her for two years. Still no luck.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A penis so big it could be a new species. Not just big. Enormous. Like it’s from another planet. You don’t just have it. You suffer it.
My uncle has a D-Smith level penis. It’s so big, it’s got its own zip code.
That guy at the gym has a pretty girl level penis. I saw it from across the room.
My friend’s friend has a penis so big, it’s not a D. It’s a full-blown D-Smith operation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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