D-Scott Virus
The D-Scott Virus is the reason you're stuck in bed with a fever. It can be as small as a sneeze or as big as AIDS. It probably started in Ohio, and it's probably from a guy who eats expired food for breakfast.
I got the D-Scott Virus and now I can’t stop coughing like a chainsaw.
My friend got the D-Scott Virus and now his face looks like a tomato.
The D-Scott Virus hit my class, and now we all sound like a choir of sick people.