D-Scott Virus

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The D-Scott Virus is basically everything that makes you feel like crap. It can be a tiny sneeze or a full-blown disaster like AIDS. No one knows where it came from, but it’s probably somewhere near Ohio, and it’s probably from a guy who smells like old pizza.
My mom got the D-Scott Virus and turned my house into a coughing tornado.
I got the D-Scott Virus from my dog, and now I’m stuck in bed with a fever.
My teacher said the D-Scott Virus is spreading like wildfire in this class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-Scott Virus is like the worst enemy you ever had. It can be as tiny as a sneeze or as big as AIDS. People think it started in Ohio, and it probably came from someone who didn’t brush their teeth in a decade.
My brother got the D-Scott Virus and now he’s louder than a car alarm.
I caught the D-Scott Virus from my sister, and I’m now the loudest person in my house.
The D-Scott Virus is in my school, and I can’t even hear my own thoughts.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The D-Scott Virus is the reason you're stuck in bed with a fever. It can be as small as a sneeze or as big as AIDS. It probably started in Ohio, and it's probably from a guy who eats expired food for breakfast.
I got the D-Scott Virus and now I can’t stop coughing like a chainsaw.
My friend got the D-Scott Virus and now his face looks like a tomato.
The D-Scott Virus hit my class, and now we all sound like a choir of sick people.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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