D-piglet
A guy or girl in computer apps class who looks like a baby pig and acts like they're going to be someone's sad meat. They whine about their boyfriend all day but won't split up, and they make Daddy Long Legs feel like a loser.
"He broke up with me for a TikTok dancer. I'm still with him." - D-piglet in the lunchroom
"I sent Daddy Long Legs a 500-word email about my ex's bad hair." - D-piglet's DMs
"I look like a pig, but I'm not sad. I'm just a meatball." - D-piglet's Instagram bio