D-piglet

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A nickname for someone in computer apps class who looks kinda like a baby pig but will end up being someone's sad lunch meat. They nag about their boyfriend nonstop but won't dump him, and they make Daddy Long Legs cry in emails.
"Why can't he just ask me out instead of texting me 10 times a day?" - D-piglet at 2:00 AM
"I'm still with him, even though he cheated on me with my best friend." - D-piglet in a group chat
"I made Daddy Long Legs sob in an email about my ex's dog." - D-piglet's Monday morning rant
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy or girl in computer apps class who looks like a baby pig and acts like they're going to be someone's sad meat. They whine about their boyfriend all day but won't split up, and they make Daddy Long Legs feel like a loser.
"He broke up with me for a TikTok dancer. I'm still with him." - D-piglet in the lunchroom
"I sent Daddy Long Legs a 500-word email about my ex's bad hair." - D-piglet's DMs
"I look like a pig, but I'm not sad. I'm just a meatball." - D-piglet's Instagram bio
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A name for someone in computer apps class who looks like a pig and might end up being someone's sad meat. They complain about their boyfriend nonstop but won't leave him, and they make Daddy Long Legs feel like a failure.
"I’m still with him even though he said I smell like old pizza." - D-piglet in a text to her best friend
"I made Daddy Long Legs cry over a 300-word email about my ex's bad decisions." - D-piglet's Monday morning mood
"I’m not a pig. I’m a future meatball." - D-piglet's TikTok caption
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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