D-mop
A person from Demopolis, Al, who is so awkward and uncool that they make even the most basic conversation feel like a disaster. They also can’t talk to girls without tripping over their own feet and saying something stupid.
@d_mop tried to ask me out and said, 'You’re like the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a cow.'
D-mop tried to flirt with the barista and said, 'I think I’m gonna die if I don’t get coffee right now.'
D-mop tried to talk to a girl in class and said, 'You’re… um… like… kind of… cool? I guess.'