D-mop

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A person from Demopolis, Al, who is so awkward and uncool that they make even the most basic conversation feel like a disaster. They also can’t talk to girls without tripping over their own feet and saying something stupid.

@d_mop tried to ask me out and said, 'You’re like the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a cow.'

D-mop tried to flirt with the barista and said, 'I think I’m gonna die if I don’t get coffee right now.'

D-mop tried to talk to a girl in class and said, 'You’re… um… like… kind of… cool? I guess.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Demopolis, Al native who is so uncool that they make everyone around them feel like they should be in a different town. They also can’t talk to girls without saying something that makes them want to run away.

D-mop tried to ask the girl in front of the store out and said, 'You’re like the best person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a weirdo.'

D-mop tried to talk to a girl at the mall and said, 'I think I’m gonna pass out if I don’t talk to you now.'

D-mop tried to say hi to a girl in class and said, 'You’re… um… kind of cool… maybe?'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A person from Demopolis, Al, who is so awkward that they could make a clown cry. They also have zero chance of talking to a girl without making a complete fool of themselves.

D-mop tried to ask the girl at the grocery store out and said, 'You’re like the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen… and also kind of a disaster.'

D-mop tried to talk to a girl in the hallway and said, 'I think I’m gonna get kicked out of school if I don’t talk to you now.'

D-mop tried to say hi to a girl in the park and said, 'You’re… um… kind of cool… I guess.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago