d-missile - The only thing that can save you from dying of shame after a

The only thing that can save you from dying of shame after a bad night at the bar. It’s like a donair, but also your best friend.

I ate a d-missile and forgot I ever got kicked out of the bar.

That d-missile was the only thing keeping me from crying on the sidewalk.

I had a d-missile and felt like I could take on the whole bar again.