d-missile

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A magical food that somehow fills your stomach and your rage when you get kicked out of the bar. It’s like a donair, but it’s also your second chance at life.
I ate a d-missile and walked home like a boss. The bar didn’t even notice I left.
That d-missile hit me like a brick and a hug at the same time.
After the third shot, I needed a d-missile to survive the walk home.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The only thing that can save you from dying of shame after a bad night at the bar. It’s like a donair, but also your best friend.
I ate a d-missile and forgot I ever got kicked out of the bar.
That d-missile was the only thing keeping me from crying on the sidewalk.
I had a d-missile and felt like I could take on the whole bar again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A miracle in a wrap. It’s got veggies, meat that’s not even sure what it is, cheese, bread, and spice. It’s your last hope after getting tossed out of the bar.
I ate a d-missile and felt like I could fight the bar owner again.
That d-missile was like a slap in the face, but also a hug.
After the bar threw me out, I ate a d-missile and walked home like a king.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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