D-Minus
A person who’s like the worst version of a human, but you can’t call them a real disaster because you’re still trying to keep the little kids from crying.
My uncle said, 'He’s a D-Minus, not a total loser,' when my dad tried to eat a whole bag of chips in one bite.
My brother said, 'You’re acting like a D-Minus,' when I screamed in a quiet movie theater.
My neighbor said, 'He’s not a total mess, just a D-Minus,' when my dad tried to fix the lawn with a spoon.