D-Minus

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A guy who acts like a total waste of space, but you can’t say he’s a complete loser because there are kids around who still think a lollipop is a food group.
My dad said, 'He’s just a D-Minus,' when my uncle dropped a whole pizza on the floor.
My teacher said, 'You’re acting like a D-Minus,' when I spilled juice on my friend’s shirt.
My mom said, 'He’s not a total disaster, just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to play a video game on her phone.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who is so bad, it’s like they failed life, but you can’t say they’re an actual piece of garbage because you don’t want to scare the little kids.
My uncle said, 'He’s a D-Minus, not a total disaster,' when my dad tried to eat a sandwich that was already moldy.
My brother said, 'You’re acting like a D-Minus,' when I accidentally screamed in a library.
My neighbor said, 'He’s not the worst, just a D-Minus,' when my dad tried to fix the TV with a banana.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who’s so bad, you’re almost ready to throw them out, but you hold back because you don’t want to traumatize the little ones who still think a sock is a toy.
My dad said, 'He’s just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to sing opera in the grocery store.
My teacher said, 'You’re being a D-Minus,' when I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
My mom said, 'He’s not a total mess, just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to cook with a spatula and a pencil.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who’s like the worst version of a human, but you can’t call them a real disaster because you’re still trying to keep the little kids from crying.
My uncle said, 'He’s a D-Minus, not a total loser,' when my dad tried to eat a whole bag of chips in one bite.
My brother said, 'You’re acting like a D-Minus,' when I screamed in a quiet movie theater.
My neighbor said, 'He’s not a total mess, just a D-Minus,' when my dad tried to fix the lawn with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who’s so bad, you’re just one step away from calling them a complete piece of trash, but you don’t because there are still kids who think a crayon is a food.
My dad said, 'He’s just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to write a poem on the wall with ketchup.
My teacher said, 'You’re being a D-Minus,' when I laughed so hard I fell out of my desk.
My mom said, 'He’s not a total loser, just a D-Minus,' when my uncle tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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