D-mail - When you email someone a picture of your junk, and it's the

When you email someone a picture of your junk, and it's the worst thing they've ever seen.

I sent my crush a picture of my junk and it was the worst thing they ever saw.

My friend emailed me a picture of his junk and I died laughing.

I sent my mom a picture of my junk and she sent me to my room.