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When you write a message on a desk for someone else to see later. It could be on purpose, like leaving a note for your buddy who sits at the same desk, or it could be a mess, like leaving a bunch of stupid doodles or your failed math test answers for the next person to suffer through.

I drew a mustache on my buddy's face in permanent marker before lunch.

My desk was covered in math problems and a drawing of a chicken wearing sunglasses.

I wrote 'You're gonna fail' on my friend's desk in red pen.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A message you send while completely wasted, usually to someone who will remember it the next day and hate you for it.

I emailed my mom a picture of my pants and said 'I'm married to this.'

I texted my friend 'I hate you and I will never stop hating you.'

I sent my teacher a message that said 'I am a dragon and I will burn this school down.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When your computer tells you it's going to the bathroom, and you know it's just hiding from you.

My computer said 'Going for a dump' and I knew it was lying.

I clicked 'Send' and my screen said 'Going for a dump' and I laughed.

I got a message that said 'Going for a dump' and I knew it was my computer being lazy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you email someone a picture of your junk, and it's the worst thing they've ever seen.

I sent my crush a picture of my junk and it was the worst thing they ever saw.

My friend emailed me a picture of his junk and I died laughing.

I sent my mom a picture of my junk and she sent me to my room.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you send someone a picture of your junk via email, and it's the worst thing they've ever seen.

I sent my crush a picture of my junk and it was the worst thing they ever saw.

My friend emailed me a picture of his junk and I died laughing.

I sent my mom a picture of my junk and she sent me to my room.

by Slangipedia 15d ago