D-mail - A message you send while completely wasted, usually to someo

A message you send while completely wasted, usually to someone who will remember it the next day and hate you for it.

I emailed my mom a picture of my pants and said 'I'm married to this.'

I texted my friend 'I hate you and I will never stop hating you.'

I sent my teacher a message that said 'I am a dragon and I will burn this school down.'