d-granite
It’s the universe’s worst idea. It’s like a rock, but it’s also a mood. It goes from solid to liquid in one second. It’s what happens when someone’s ego is so huge, it cracks the whole universe.
My teacher is d-granite. She turned into a fountain when I told her I didn’t know the answer.
My dad’s d-granite. He turned into a puddle when he saw my report card.
My neighbor’s d-granite. He turned into a lake when he tried to yell at me for mowing my lawn.