d-granite

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The hardest thing ever, but also the most drama-filled piece of crap. It turns into water as soon as it touches anything. Only found in the middle of a big head, probably because someone’s ego was too much for the universe to handle.
My ex is d-granite. She turned into tears the second I said I was moving on.
The guy at the gym is d-granite. He turned into a puddle when he realized I wasn’t impressed.
My mom’s d-granite. She melted into soup when I told her I wasn’t coming home for Thanksgiving.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s the universe’s worst idea. It’s like a rock, but it’s also a mood. It goes from solid to liquid in one second. It’s what happens when someone’s ego is so huge, it cracks the whole universe.
My teacher is d-granite. She turned into a fountain when I told her I didn’t know the answer.
My dad’s d-granite. He turned into a puddle when he saw my report card.
My neighbor’s d-granite. He turned into a lake when he tried to yell at me for mowing my lawn.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s a rock that can’t handle its own existence. It’s like a kid who throws a tantrum every second. It turns into water the second it sees you. Probably made from someone’s ego and a really bad day.
My friend is d-granite. He turned into a puddle when he saw my new phone.
My pet is d-granite. It turned into a lake when it realized I forgot to feed it.
My brother is d-granite. He turned into a river when I beat him at video games.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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