d-funk
The kind of guy who could make a sock fight a war. Has more talent than a group of rock stars on a caffeine high. His head is so big it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor is a d-funk. He once turned his dog into a superhero and got it into the newspaper.
The guy who sings at the grocery store is a d-funk. He could make a toaster cry.
That dude who runs the ice cream truck is a d-funk. He’s got a head like a mountain and a voice that could wake the dead.