d-funk

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A person so cool they could make a toilet look good. Has more talent than a bunch of monkeys on meth. Head so big it could be a new kind of headache.
Yo, that guy at the bus stop is a d-funk. He’s got a head like a planet and a vibe that makes my shoes want to quit.
My cousin’s a d-funk. He once drew a mustache on a chicken and got it into the Hall of Fame.
That dude in the pizza shop is a d-funk. He can flip a pizza and make it rhyme.
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The kind of guy who could make a sock fight a war. Has more talent than a group of rock stars on a caffeine high. His head is so big it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor is a d-funk. He once turned his dog into a superhero and got it into the newspaper.
The guy who sings at the grocery store is a d-funk. He could make a toaster cry.
That dude who runs the ice cream truck is a d-funk. He’s got a head like a mountain and a voice that could wake the dead.
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A person so cool they could make a bald eagle jealous. Has more talent than a rock band with a side of magic. His head is so big it could be a new planet.
That guy who does magic tricks at the park is a d-funk. He once made a pigeon vanish and came back with a sandwich.
My uncle is a d-funk. He can juggle and sing at the same time and still eat a whole pizza.
The man who walks on his hands at the circus is a d-funk. His head is so big it could be a new sport.
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