d-funk
A person so cool they could make a bald eagle jealous. Has more talent than a rock band with a side of magic. His head is so big it could be a new planet.
That guy who does magic tricks at the park is a d-funk. He once made a pigeon vanish and came back with a sandwich.
My uncle is a d-funk. He can juggle and sing at the same time and still eat a whole pizza.
The man who walks on his hands at the circus is a d-funk. His head is so big it could be a new sport.