She said she was d-free. I thought she meant no weed. I asked if she drank. She said, ‘No. I’m a boring person.’

He used d-free in his ad. I thought he didn’t smoke. He also didn’t drink. He said he was ‘boring in the best way.’

They said they were d-free. I asked what that meant. They said, ‘We don’t take drugs or drink. We’re just a boring couple.’