D-bagnet
A person so bad, they make d-bags blush. Like a magnet, but for being a total piece of garbage.
My dad is a D-bagnet. He still thinks he's cool after he spilled coffee on my mom.
My principal is a D-bagnet. He wears a hat every day and still yells at kids.
My friend's mom is a D-bagnet. She eats chips for dinner and still thinks she’s rich.