D-bagnet

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A human trash can that pulls in d-bags like they're on a conveyor belt of stupidity.

My crush is a D-bagnet. She dates three d-bags at once and still thinks she's cool.

The lunch table is a D-bagnet. Every time a d-bag walks by, they get sucked in.

My mom is a D-bagnet. She married my dad and now she's dating my uncle.

A person so bad, they make d-bags look good. Like a magnet, but for stupidity.

My teacher is a D-bagnet. He gives us homework and then forgets to grade it.

My brother is a D-bagnet. He eats pizza for breakfast and still calls me a d-bag.

My cousin is a D-bagnet. She wears socks with sandals and still thinks she's trendy.

A person that turns any normal person into a d-bag. Like a magnet, but for being a complete loser.

My friend is a D-bagnet. He made me start eating cereal for dinner.

My neighbor is a D-bagnet. He talks to his plants and still thinks he’s smart.

My dog is a D-bagnet. He barks at my cat and still thinks he’s the king.

A person so bad, they make d-bags blush. Like a magnet, but for being a total piece of garbage.

My dad is a D-bagnet. He still thinks he's cool after he spilled coffee on my mom.

My principal is a D-bagnet. He wears a hat every day and still yells at kids.

My friend's mom is a D-bagnet. She eats chips for dinner and still thinks she’s rich.

A person that drags d-bags into the trash. Like a magnet, but for being a total disaster.

My brother is a D-bagnet. He took my dog to the mall and now the dog won't stop barking.

My friend is a D-bagnet. He eats pizza for breakfast and still calls me a d-bag.

My uncle is a D-bagnet. He wore a chicken suit to my birthday and still thinks he's funny.