D-bagnet
A human trash can that pulls in d-bags like they're on a conveyor belt of stupidity.
My crush is a D-bagnet. She dates three d-bags at once and still thinks she's cool.
The lunch table is a D-bagnet. Every time a d-bag walks by, they get sucked in.
My mom is a D-bagnet. She married my dad and now she's dating my uncle.