D-bager
A D-bager is someone from Darien, Connecticut who’s a total loser. He wears North Face like it’s a badge of honor and acts like he’s the best at everything.
He wears North Face like it’s a fashion statement, but he’s still a total tool.
He thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s just a lazy kid.
He’s from Darien and he thinks he’s the king of the world.