D-bager

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A D-bager is someone who wishes the annoying guy named Lex would just disappear. You know those kids gave you the side-eye? You’re a total outsider and everyone knows it.
Lex is still here? Ugh, I can’t take it anymore.
Why is Lex hanging out with my friends? He’s a disaster.
Lex is like a bad smell in a locker room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-bager is someone from Darien, a town so rich it’s sickening. Their biggest enemy is New Canaan, a group of gay kids who can’t win at anything, not even a game.
New Canaan is so gay, they lose to a team of clowns.
Darien kids think they’re royalty, but New Canaan just laughs.
New Canaan kids are like a bunch of losers at a talent show.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-bager is a super preppy, rich kid who thinks he’s the best, but he’s actually a total joke. He’s from Darien and he’s terrible at lacrosse because he’s too lazy to practice.
Darien kids think they’re awesome, but they’re just a bunch of lazy tools.
They lost to Wilton in every sport and they still act like they’re kings.
They live off their parents and they’re too dumb to realize it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-bager is a rich, stuck-up guy who only dates girls because he’s got money and a fancy car. If he doesn’t give you nice gifts, just key his Porsche and tell him he’s gay.
My D-bager boyfriend didn’t get me a birthday gift, so I keyed his Porsche.
He’s so rich, he probably thinks he’s the king of the world.
He’s too stuck-up to realize he’s a total tool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-bager is someone from Darien, Connecticut who’s a total loser. He wears North Face like it’s a badge of honor and acts like he’s the best at everything.
He wears North Face like it’s a fashion statement, but he’s still a total tool.
He thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s just a lazy kid.
He’s from Darien and he thinks he’s the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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New Canaan completely beats Darien at every sport, like soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football. Darien kids are just a bunch of losers who can’t win for their lives.
New Canaan beats us at every sport, and we’re just a bunch of losers.
They’re like a superhero team and we’re just a group of weaklings.
They own us at sports, and they do it every year.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A D-bager is the kind of person who gets laughed at by everyone from New Canaan. You’ll probably find one of them at a party trying to cause a scene in the bathroom.
Darien kids are so bad, they get laughed at by everyone from New Canaan.
You’ll find a D-bager trying to ruin a party in the bathroom.
They’re so weak, they can’t even handle a little bit of fun.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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