B.Z.H.R.
B. Z. H. R. is the British Zombie Holocaust Register. It’s a fancy way of keeping track of the few losers who didn’t get bit or eaten during the zombie takeover of the UK.
My cousin got on the list. He had to fight a zombie with a spatula.
My mum was on the list. She bit a zombie and lived to tell the tale.
I tried to join. They said I was too slow and had bad breath.