B.Z.H.R.

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B. Z. H. R. is the British Zombie Holocaust Register. It’s a fancy way of keeping track of the few losers who didn’t get bit or eaten during the zombie takeover of the UK.

My cousin got on the list. He had to fight a zombie with a spatula.

My mum was on the list. She bit a zombie and lived to tell the tale.

I tried to join. They said I was too slow and had bad breath.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B. Z. H. R. is a list of the British people who didn’t get turned into zombies. It’s basically a brag sheet for the living and the slightly less gross.

My dog got on the list. He ate a zombie and didn’t even flinch.

My brother was on the list. He got bit but refused to die.

I tried to join. My zombie friend said I was too annoying to keep alive.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B. Z. H. R. is the list of British survivors who got through the zombie apocalypse without getting turned into a smelly snack.

My neighbor got on the list. He ran over a zombie with a lawnmower.

My teacher was on the list. She taught a zombie how to do long division.

I tried to join. I got bit and now I’m a zombie. I hate the list.

by Slangipedia 15d ago