b.y.o.b&b
When you have to bring your own girlfriend and a beer because everyone else is bringing their own mess.
I just got a text: ‘Don’t forget to bring your own bitch and beer. I can’t handle your sister’s drama again.’
He came to the party with his own bitch and beer. I had to bring mine. Now I’m stuck with two bitches and two beers.
The party was full of people bringing their own bitch and beer. I brought mine and I was the odd one out.