b.y.o.b&b

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A fancy way of telling you to bring your own annoying girlfriend and a cold beer. No one wants to deal with someone else's drama.
You’re coming to the party? Bring your own bitch and beer or else I’ll throw you out.
My cousin said she’s not coming unless she can bring her own bitch and beer. I told her to bring her own drama.
He sent me a text: ‘Don’t forget to bring your own bitch and beer. I’m not cleaning up after your sister’s mess again.’
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It means you have to bring your own loud, ugly girlfriend and a beer. No exceptions. No mercy.
I just got a DM: ‘Don’t forget to bring your own bitch and beer. Your sister’s coming and she’s bringing her own drama.’
The invite said ‘b. y. o. b&b’ and I was like ‘Okay, but why?’
My friend showed up with her own bitch and beer. I had to bring mine too. Now I’m stuck with two bitches and four beers.
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When you have to bring your own girlfriend and a beer because everyone else is bringing their own mess.
I just got a text: ‘Don’t forget to bring your own bitch and beer. I can’t handle your sister’s drama again.’
He came to the party with his own bitch and beer. I had to bring mine. Now I’m stuck with two bitches and two beers.
The party was full of people bringing their own bitch and beer. I brought mine and I was the odd one out.
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It’s when you have to bring your own girlfriend and a beer because the rest of the people are bringing their own problems.
I got a message: ‘You’re bringing your own bitch and beer. Don’t forget. I’m not handling your sister’s drama again.’
He showed up with his own bitch and beer. I had to bring mine. Now I’m stuck with two bitches and two beers.
The party was already loud. Now everyone is bringing their own bitch and beer. I just want to drink in peace.
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It’s like saying you have to bring your own girlfriend and a beer because everyone else is bringing their own mess and drama.
He said, ‘Don’t forget to bring your own bitch and beer. I’m not handling your sister’s drama again.’
I brought my own bitch and beer. He brought his. Now we’re both stuck with each other’s drama.
The party was full of people bringing their own bitch and beer. I was like, ‘Why can’t I just drink in peace?’
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