B.U.C.C.M. - the excuse you give when you’re too dumb to spell your name

the excuse you give when you’re too dumb to spell your name and you're too proud to admit it

But u can call me, I’m not dumb, I’m just smart.

But u can call me, I can’t spell my own name.

But u can call me, I’m too proud to say I’m dumb.