Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

what you say when you're too lazy to type your full name but still want to sound cool

But u can call me, I'm too tired to type my full name.

But u can call me, I’m just that lazy.

But u can call me, I’m the king of shortcuts.

2

the phrase you use when you think you're important but you're really just trying to save time

But u can call me, I’m important, okay?

But u can call me, I don’t have time for your drama.

But u can call me, I’m saving time for my snack.

3

the excuse you give when you’re too dumb to spell your name and you're too proud to admit it

But u can call me, I’m not dumb, I’m just smart.

But u can call me, I can’t spell my own name.

But u can call me, I’m too proud to say I’m dumb.

4

the lie you tell yourself when you know your name is a mess but you're still pretending it's cool

But u can call me, my name is a mess, but I’m cool.

But u can call me, I know my name is ugly, but I’m still cool.

But u can call me, my name is a disaster, but I’m still awesome.

5

the phrase you drop when you're too lazy to type and you don’t care if people laugh at you

But u can call me, I’m too lazy to type, and I don’t care.

But u can call me, I’m too lazy to care.

But u can call me, I’m lazy and I’m proud of it.

6

the thing you say when you’re too proud to type your name but you’re still too lazy to say it out loud

But u can call me, I’m too proud to type.

But u can call me, I’m too lazy to say it.

But u can call me, I’m just too proud and too lazy.