b+s
A fancy party in the middle of nowhere where people dress up, drink until they’re drunk, and try to hook up while pretending they’re not embarrassed.
'I wore a suit, drank three beers, and ended up hooking up with a guy who looked like a lost sheep.'
'Dressed up like a princess, ended up dancing with a guy who smelled like a gym sock.'
'Wore my best dress, drank until I was tipsy, and ended up with a guy who had more hair on his chest than me.'