Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Bait and switch is when a guy promises a hot babe in an ad but sends over a fat guy with a beard and a bad smell.

This ad said 'hot college girl' but it was my uncle Steve.

I got a photo of a bikini model but the girl showed up in pajamas.

He promised a blonde bombshell but sent a bald man with a beard and a cheeseburger.

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Batchelors and Spinsters is when rich kids dress up like fancy cows and party in a shed while the rest of us are at work.

My cousin wore a tuxedo and fell into a pile of dirt.

They had a dance in a barn and no one brought a drink.

The best part was when the ute broke and everyone tried to fit into a truck.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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B&S in escort slang means you get promised a hot girl but end up with a guy who smells like a gym and has a rash.

He said she was 21 but she was 42 and had a tattoo of a cat.

The girl had a face like a raccoon and a voice like a goat.

The guy had a rash on his back and smelled like a sock drawer.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A bitch slap is when you beat someone in a game so bad they cry like a baby and swear they'll get revenge.

I beat him so fast he fell off his chair and cried like a baby.

He said he'd get me back but I beat him again.

He tried to log off but I beat him in 30 seconds.

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B&S is when two friends fall in love and start making out in the back of a car like they're in a rom-com.

They were best friends and then started dating and now they kiss in the back of a car.

They used to hang out every day and now they can't stop making out.

They were best friends and now they're like a couple in a movie.

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Chea-B-S is a skatepark that's taken over by lazy kids who don't skate and just run around like animals.

The skatepark is full of kids who just run around and scream.

The head cheab is a guy named JarrOd who's the worst.

They don't skate they just run and yell and make everyone annoyed.

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B&S is a betting trick where you bet and bet again just to make the other guy lose all his money.

He bet $20 and then bet again and lost all his cash.

He bet three times and ended up with nothing.

He bet and bet and bet until he had no money left.

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B/S is when you slap someone so hard online they cry like a baby and you feel like a total god for it. It's like you kicked their ass and they're too embarrassed to even talk back.

Bro just got B/S'd by a 12-year-old and now he's crying in the comments.

I B/S'd my cousin and he's still mad about it.

That guy got B/S'd so bad he had to leave the game.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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B/S is when you promise something amazing and then you show up with a hot mess who looks like they just ran from a fight and smell like old pizza.

The ad said ‘hot blonde’ and then she showed up with a face full of acne and a shirt that said ‘I survived 2019.’

I got B/S'd by a guy who smelled like he lived in a trash can.

That ad said ‘smart and pretty’ and then she showed up with a calculator and a zit.

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B/S is when you promise a hot date and then you get a hot mess who shows up with a zit and a bad attitude.

The ad said ‘chic and classy’ and then she showed up in pajamas with a zit the size of a golf ball.

He got B/S'd and now he's telling everyone about it.

That girl turned up with a zit and a bad attitude.

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B/S is when rich kids dress up like they're going to a fancy party and then they all end up passed out in a ute because they drank too much and danced like fools.

The kids came in suits and left in a ute with a hangover and a broken leg.

They dressed up like they were going to a ball and then they just got drunk and passed out.

They turned up in tuxes and left like a bunch of drunks.

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B/S is when two best friends fall in love and it's so cute it makes your heart explode. They've known each other forever and now they're dating and it's like the best thing ever.

They were best friends and now they're dating and it's so cute.

They went from besties to boyfriends and now they're the best couple ever.

They were best friends and now they’re the cutest couple.

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B/S is when a skate park is so full of lazy jerks who don’t skate and just run around and make noise and ruin everything.

That skate park is full of lazy jerks who don’t even skate.

The cheabs at Chea-B-S are the worst and they’re always causing chaos.

They just run around and scream like they’re in a war.

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B/S is when you bet big and then you push all your chips in like a total fool and hope you win.

He bet big and shoved all his chips in like a fool.

She bet and shoved like she had nothing to lose.

They all bet and shoved like they were going for broke.

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A dirty trick where you lure someone in with one thing and then hit them with another. Like when you promise a pizza and give them a soggy biscuit.

'I said you'd get a pizza, not a soggy biscuit!'

'You said I'd get a date, not a guy who smells like a gym sock.'

'You said I'd get a job, not a job that pays in tacos.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Ads that lie through their teeth. They show you a hot woman, then send you a greasy guy who looks like he just got out of a trash can.

'That ad said she was a model. She looks like she's been modelling in a landfill.'

'They showed me a supermodel, then sent me a guy who looked like a raccoon in a suit.'

'They said she'd be beautiful, she looked like she’d been living in a subway for a decade.'

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A fancy party in the middle of nowhere where people dress up, drink until they’re drunk, and try to hook up while pretending they’re not embarrassed.

'I wore a suit, drank three beers, and ended up hooking up with a guy who looked like a lost sheep.'

'Dressed up like a princess, ended up dancing with a guy who smelled like a gym sock.'

'Wore my best dress, drank until I was tipsy, and ended up with a guy who had more hair on his chest than me.'

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When you beat someone so hard in a game, it feels like you just kicked their ass. Like when you win so fast, they don’t even get to cry.

'I beat him so fast, he didn’t even get to whine.'

'She beat me in two minutes. I barely got to breathe.'

'He got pwned so bad, he went to the bathroom and cried.'

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When two people start as best friends and then fall in love. It’s like when you know everything about them, and suddenly you want to marry them.

'We were best friends, then I fell in love with him. Now we’re married.'

'We knew everything about each other. Now we’re dating and it’s awesome.'

'We were besties, now we’re together and it’s the best thing ever.'

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A skatepark full of lazy cheaps who don’t even skate. They just run around and make the park worse than a broken pizza.

'I went to skate and got chased by a guy who looked like a raccoon.'

'The cheaps are so bad, they made the park worse than my ex.'

'Cheabs don’t skate. They just run around like they’re in a mental hospital.'

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A way to bet in poker where you go all-in after a few bets. It’s like when you’re out of money, but you still bet everything.

'I bet, then bet again, then shoved all my chips in.'

'He bet, then bet again, then shoved like he had no money left.'

'I bet, bet, and shoved like I had nothing left to lose.'

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