B.P.A.M.
A stinky mix that guys rub on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before heading out to make girls swoon or run for their lives at the bar or late-night snack spot.
I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started singing the ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ song.
My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the pizza place got a nosebleed.
I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the taco shop ran out screaming.