B.P.A.M.

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A mix of baby powder and some smelly African musk that guys slap on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before heading out to show off and get laid at the bar or pizza place.

I used B. P. A. M. today and got three girls to follow me to the taco truck.

My cousin’s B. P. A. M. was so strong, the barista asked if he was wearing a fart mask.

I used B. P. A. M. and the whole pizza place smelled like a sweaty gym sock.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A smelly paste that guys put on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to flirt and get laid in the bar or pizza joint.

My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the bar ran out of the room.

I used B. P. A. M. and the waitress asked if I was a cheeseburger.

My B. P. A. M. was so strong, the whole pizza place started crying.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A stinky mix that guys rub on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before heading out to make girls swoon or run for their lives at the bar or late-night snack spot.

I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started singing the ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ song.

My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the pizza place got a nosebleed.

I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the taco shop ran out screaming.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A gross paste that guys slather on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before heading out to flirt or scare the pants off girls at the bar or snack spot.

I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the bar asked if I was a walking trash can.

My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the guy at the pizza place started to cry.

I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started to dance.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A smelly mess that guys rub on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to make girls laugh or run for their lives at the bar or pizza place.

I used B. P. A. M. and the girl at the bar started to laugh so hard she fell off her stool.

My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the whole pizza place started to laugh at me.

I used B. P. A. M. and the guy at the taco shop ran out screaming.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A stinky mix that guys put on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to charm or scare girls at the bar or late-night snack spot.

I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started to sing to me.

My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the girl at the pizza place said I smelled like a rotten sock.

I used B. P. A. M. and the guy at the taco shop said I was a walking fart.

by Slangipedia 15d ago