B.P.A.M.
A stinky mix that guys put on their junk, butt crack, and chest hair before going out to charm or scare girls at the bar or late-night snack spot.
I used B. P. A. M. and the whole bar started to sing to me.
My B. P. A. M. was so bad, the girl at the pizza place said I smelled like a rotten sock.
I used B. P. A. M. and the guy at the taco shop said I was a walking fart.