B'mon
A B'mon is a bong, but with more attitude. If you're surrounded by bongers, you can call them B'men. It's just a fancy way to say you're all stoners.
"I'm not a B'man. I'm a B'mon," he said, puffing smoke like a dragon."
"She turned her B'mon into a B'monument," he said, pointing at her face."
"We're all B'men now," he said, falling off the couch."
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