B'mon

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A B'mon is a fancy name for a bong. It's like a weed straw for farts. If you're surrounded by stoners, you can call them B'men.

"I just smoked three B'mons. I'm a B'man now," he said, face green as a troll."

"You call that a B'mon? It's more like a B'monument," she said, coughing up a hairball."

"He brought a B'mon to the party. Now we're all B'men," the DJ said, slurring."

A B'mon is what you call a bong when you're too lazy to say it right. You can even call a bunch of bongs B'men if you're feeling fancy.

"I hit my B'mon so hard, I turned into a B'man," he said, tripping over a couch."

"That B'mon is a B'monument. I'm not touching it," she said, hiding under a blanket."

"He brought six B'mons. We're all B'men now," the barista said, spilling coffee."

A B'mon is a bong, but with more attitude. If you're surrounded by bongers, you can call them B'men. It's just a fancy way to say you're all stoners.

"I'm not a B'man. I'm a B'mon," he said, puffing smoke like a dragon."

"She turned her B'mon into a B'monument," he said, pointing at her face."

"We're all B'men now," he said, falling off the couch."