B'Jello - To be so lazy you could be a couch, but you still get praise

To be so lazy you could be a couch, but you still get praised for it like you’re a god.

I B'Jello'd through my entire weekend and now I’m the king of laziness.

She got promoted for B'Jello'd work. I got a nap.

I didn’t even get out of bed. I just B'Jello'd the day away.