B'Jello

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To be so lazy you’re basically a human do-nothing, but people still think you’re a boss because you look cool while doing nothing.

Bro, I didn’t even wake up today. I just B'Jello'd through my entire shift.

My mom says I B'Jello'd my way through high school and still got into college.

I’m not late. I’m just B'Jello'd.

When you’re too tired to move but still manage to look like you’re chilling on a throne made of snacks.

I B'Jello'd my way through my lunch break and now I’m dreaming about pizza.

I didn’t even blink during the meeting. I was B'Jello'd.

I didn’t do my homework. I just B'Jello'd through life.

To be so lazy you could be a couch, but you still get praised for it like you’re a god.

I B'Jello'd through my entire weekend and now I’m the king of laziness.

She got promoted for B'Jello'd work. I got a nap.

I didn’t even get out of bed. I just B'Jello'd the day away.

When you’re not doing anything, but you’re doing it so well it feels like you’re winning.

I B'Jello'd through my entire exam and still passed.

He B'Jello'd his way through the whole project and got an A.

I didn’t even try. I just B'Jello'd the test.

To be so lazy you’re basically a ghost, but you still get noticed because you’re the best kind of ghost.

I B'Jello'd through my entire weekend and didn’t even remember it.

She B'Jello'd so hard she vanished from the group chat.

I was so B'Jello'd I didn’t even realize I missed my flight.