B.F.C.D.
Big Fat Cock Deficiency is like being run over by a bus, but with more swearing and less pain. You're angry, you're loud, and you're probably screaming at your cat.
He said I was ugly. I have BFCD and I'm screaming at my cat.
My cat looked at me wrong. I have BFCD.
I got run over by a bus. I have BFCD.