B.F.C.D.

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Big Fat Cock Deficiency is when a woman is so mad she can't see straight and acts like a total cunt. She yells at everything and everyone, even the toaster.
Why did you forget my birthday? I'm gonna die of BFCD!
He didn't text me back. I'm going to murder him and myself.
My coffee is cold. I have BFCD now.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Big Fat Cock Deficiency is like having a sore thumb, but for your whole body. You're angry, you're loud, and you're probably eating a whole pie by yourself.
I got a B in math. I have BFCD.
He called me fat. I have BFCD and I'm going to throw pie at him.
My dog looked at me wrong. I have BFCD.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Big Fat Cock Deficiency is when you're so mad you think the sky is falling. You yell at the clouds and throw your socks at the wall.
The sky is falling. I have BFCD.
He didn't text me. I'm going to yell at the clouds.
My socks are on the floor. I have BFCD.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Big Fat Cock Deficiency is like being run over by a bus, but with more swearing and less pain. You're angry, you're loud, and you're probably screaming at your cat.
He said I was ugly. I have BFCD and I'm screaming at my cat.
My cat looked at me wrong. I have BFCD.
I got run over by a bus. I have BFCD.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Big Fat Cock Deficiency is when you're so angry you can't even think straight. You're yelling at everything, including your mom, your dad, and your dog.
My mom didn't make my favorite dinner. I have BFCD.
My dad forgot my birthday. I have BFCD.
My dog didn't bring me a bone. I have BFCD.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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