B.C. variant
A version of the virus that's super contagious but not that bad, coming from the ass-end of Missouri. You get hit with sneezes like a tornado, you yell like a banshee, and you play games instead of paying attention to your work.
My neighbor sneezed so hard I thought the house was gonna fall apart.
She yelled so loud during study hall the teacher gave her a warning.
He played Valorant for 20 minutes and didn't even notice the virus.