B.C. variant

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A version of the virus that's super contagious but not that bad, coming from the ass-end of Missouri. You get hit with sneezes like a tornado, you yell like a banshee, and you play games instead of paying attention to your work.
My neighbor sneezed so hard I thought the house was gonna fall apart.
She yelled so loud during study hall the teacher gave her a warning.
He played Valorant for 20 minutes and didn't even notice the virus.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This B. C. variant is like the virus's little brother, it's annoying, it's everywhere, and it makes you sniffle like you've been crying for days, all while you’re distracted by your phone.
I had to cover my ears because my friend sniffled like a sad trombone.
He played mobile games during math and got a zero.
The virus made me sneeze so much I think I broke my nose.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The B. C. variant is the virus that turns you into a walking mess. You sneeze like you're on fire, you scream like you're being tortured, and you'd rather play games than do anything useful.
She sneezed so hard I think she got a nosebleed.
He screamed so loud the principal came in.
He played mobile games for the entire lunch period.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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